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Happy Birthday Modiji

Every year since you formed the government and I registered on the NaMo App, I have got birthday wishes from you. This is the first year that you haven’t sent the birthday wishes and it happened to be my 50th, so I was a little disappointed !! I do hope you will make up for … Read more Happy Birthday Modiji

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Postcards from Vadodara to Pune – Day 3

On Feb 27th, we reached Vadodara and stayed the night there. We left the next morning for Pune. The Airbnb we had chosen at Vadodara was very close to the national highway so it was easy to exit in the morning. Once we got onto the highway, we were again faced with MASSIVE truck movement. … Read more Postcards from Vadodara to Pune – Day 3

B(F)reaking News – Rahul takes responsibility for election loss !

I almost fell out of my chair….. as am sure many of you would have after reading this blog’s title. But stay in your seats – this is my “khayali pulao”. Will there ever be a day when the Pidi-handle of CONgress takes responsibility for ANY failure?? Now here is my “khayali raita” – AAP … Read more B(F)reaking News – Rahul takes responsibility for election loss !

V for Victory… AAP kahan ho?

It was heart breaking to see Rajdeep having to show PM Modi waving to the city country with a “V” for victory. Sharing Rajdeep’s pain is Javed Ansari whose heart has slipped to his knees and his strident voice has been reduced to a croak. I am praying for their good health… because I want … Read more V for Victory… AAP kahan ho?

Anti-incumbency ? Anti-Model?

In Himachal Pradesh CONgress lost because there is anti-incumbency after just 5 years of rule … but in Gujarat BJP’s model for the past 22 years has failed. How sweet. Again, that permanently-in-pain Sanjay Jha is talking of BJP’s hubris … and the Gandhi dynasty has been the paragon of humility ?? Maybe he should … Read more Anti-incumbency ? Anti-Model?

Rajdeep smiling !

How happy Rajdeep is … CONgress and BJP are neck-to-neck in Gujarat. RE-birth of the CONgress party ?? Ohhh happy days are here again, borrowing the tag line of “Thumbs Up”. Celebrations in CONgress HQ and suddenly they remember their old slogan “Satyameva Jayate” Didn’t know that CONgress had anything to do with “Satya”. Many … Read more Rajdeep smiling !

Postal votes done, Republic hyperventilating

CNN needs to wake up and smell the “havana” …. they are not hyperventilating while Times Now, India Today and Republic will soon announce the results from all 182 seats in Gujarat. Unfortunately for Rajdeep, it seems as though his pain is all set to deepen…. BJP seems to be leading. 71 BJP 44 CONgress … Read more Postal votes done, Republic hyperventilating

Urban bias and Rajdeep’s pain

I am channel surfing.. suddenly on India Today I see trends for 28/182 seats in Gujarat while other channels are at 21/182. BJP seems to be pulling ahead on India Today, but it’s neck-to-neck with the CONgress on Times Now. Rajdeep is squirming and praying to the trinity across Hinduism and Christianity and hoping BJP … Read more Urban bias and Rajdeep’s pain

Evil Voting Machine

Minutes before the counting starts, CONgress says the EVMs are tampered with. Fascinating analysis. Bless Capt. Amarinder Singh, a closet Sanghi and Sidhu, an ex-Sanghi who said yesterday that EVMs work fine …. what ??? They probably missed the newly coronated, newly minted Shiv-bhakt’s briefing. Don’t believe me ? About the Shiv-bhakt ? There is … Read more Evil Voting Machine

The Speedy Villain, Superstar Siddu and “Dokhalam”

I am actually feeling sorry for Sonia Gandhi, a poor Italian girl … getting married into the most powerful political family in India and having to live upto the exacting standards of public life here, losing her husband early, having to manage the life of her son even after his “heirline” (its not a typo) … Read more The Speedy Villain, Superstar Siddu and “Dokhalam”