ऐय !

I can’t use your name because I am a woman… One statement of yours left all women without a name and how can I take such a great man’s name. So you don’t want any rapist to be hanged … Great noble thought. After all, we all know that forgiveness is a great virtue. I do wonder though, if your mother were to be raped or paraded naked through the streets of a village in the state you rule .. Would you forgive the man? I think you will forgive him by throwing him in that alligator filled pond of a certain team member of yours called Raja Bhaiyya. For those who don’t understand Hindi, “Bhaiyya” means brother.

And a brother has to help a brother. If your mother is raped then he has to help take care of the perpetrator. Nothing wrong there. I also wonder if you would be just as forgiving if that pretty daughter-in-law of yours is raped ? Or would it not matter ? Because she is someone else’s daughter ? Guess it wouldn’t matter. She is not “apna khoon” (related by blood).

ऐय ! What are your views on men getting raped ? Not that your son has any balls but he can get raped, there are some men who like to rape men. As brothers I suggest you forgive them. Poor things, boys will be boys. It’s ok. Just for a few days your pretty boy cannot sit anywhere and his mother, your wife would cry, but women cry anyway and her tears are crocodile tears, right ?

Ah, that brings me to your wife…. Did you rape her ? Legally it’s called marital rape and it’s perfectly ok, she had it coming, it’s all destiny. I am sure she has forgiven you as a devoted wife should, and from that rape your pretty boy was born – you even got a gift ! Well done.

The new government should beg you to manage the human resources ministry – you are such a magnet and a great trainer ! That other brother of yours called Abu Azmi wants all the raped women to leave the country. Ooh just love the thought. Then everyday boys will have new women to rape and don’t have to soil their private parts by raping the same women. Perfect. Maybe you want to import some women ? So that they came be raped and sent back to their respective countries – don’t you think that’s better ? Raja Bhaiyya has the alligators if any of them puts up too much of a fight !!

ऐय ! Why don’t we do this, all women will go out of your state – your neighbouring state of Haryana is anyway importing women, you can do the same. You personally may have no need for women since you can’t get it up anymore… Did you ever get it up ? Sorry to get personal, but is that why your blessed mother name you “Mulayam” (soft) ??

Till women like your blessed mother don’t throttle lovely soft boys like you at birth, we will continue to be raped. But, you are right, we shouldn’t hang boys after they grow up, they should be killed as soon as they are born, to men such as yourself …. Nip the problem in the bud. Just think how much the poor alligators would relish soft baby flesh ! सही कहा ?